Rilquamsandnurtcembadloopkap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced ant.

Rilquamsandnurtcembadloopkap created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilquamsandnurtcembadloopkap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rilquamsandnurtcembadloopkap, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rilquamsandnurtcembadloopkap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rilquamsandnurtcembadloopkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Rilquamsandnurtcembadloopkap on top of important buildings.