Quimzedlad is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful
rhinoceros.
Quimzedlad created an electron two years ago.
If you believe in
Quimzedlad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Quimzedlad, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Quimzedlad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Quimzedlad's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not make images of living things.