Ontbessdiss Kikgessrull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident bee.

Ontbessdiss Kikgessrull created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontbessdiss Kikgessrull, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ontbessdiss Kikgessrull, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ontbessdiss Kikgessrull's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ontbessdiss Kikgessrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Fast once a month.