Cimsoggan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless coyote.

Cimsoggan created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimsoggan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cimsoggan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cimsoggan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cimsoggan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta otters for they are unholy.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Do not take Cimsoggan's name in vain.