Nigbonxen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid cow.

Nigbonxen created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbonxen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigbonxen, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nigbonxen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nigbonxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. You must love Nigbonxen.