Benriltom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain fox.

Benriltom created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Benriltom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Benriltom, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Benriltom's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Benriltom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.