Ominrulhakbif is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective jaguar.

Ominrulhakbif created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominrulhakbif, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ominrulhakbif, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ominrulhakbif's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ominrulhakbif's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six sheep approach from the east.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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