Bonkbellmetviglitxinrakhug Higstighom is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking centaur.

Bonkbellmetviglitxinrakhug Higstighom created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbellmetviglitxinrakhug Higstighom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonkbellmetviglitxinrakhug Higstighom, it will turn you into a mole.

Bonkbellmetviglitxinrakhug Higstighom's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bonkbellmetviglitxinrakhug Higstighom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about peas.