Sabniltam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered ferret.

Sabniltam created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sabniltam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sabniltam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sabniltam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sabniltam's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing indigo tights.
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