Rulfennabxen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic hedgehog.

Rulfennabxen created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulfennabxen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rulfennabxen, it will remove you from existence.

Rulfennabxen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rulfennabxen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.