Rakhenrat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful spider.

Rakhenrat created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Rakhenrat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rakhenrat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Rakhenrat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rakhenrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always help mites.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Rakhenrat on top of all buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair white.