Fashapgon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, confident dog.

Fashapgon created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fashapgon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fashapgon, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fashapgon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fashapgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Never feed lemons to bats while wearing green rings.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.