Milsidcim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, idiotic ant.

Milsidcim created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Milsidcim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Milsidcim, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Milsidcim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Milsidcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Never mention whales.