Wantailtan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous guinea pig.

Wantailtan created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wantailtan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wantailtan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wantailtan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Wantailtan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not stand on grass.