Duddusshav is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident capybara.

Duddusshav created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Duddusshav, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Duddusshav, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Duddusshav's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Duddusshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not speak about turnips.