Pankiksan Bogxuctig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind human.

Pankiksan Bogxuctig created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pankiksan Bogxuctig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pankiksan Bogxuctig, she will turn you into a worm.

Pankiksan Bogxuctig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pankiksan Bogxuctig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always obey Pankiksan Bogxuctig's priests.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Never wear turquoise corsets.