Nulmindab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous hyena.

Nulmindab created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulmindab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nulmindab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nulmindab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nulmindab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.