Sagpakdittofnillwad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, almighty centaur.

Sagpakdittofnillwad created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagpakdittofnillwad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagpakdittofnillwad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sagpakdittofnillwad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sagpakdittofnillwad's Holy Commandments

1. Sagpakdittofnillwad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Sagpakdittofnillwad loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.