Paskabfondoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective armadillo.

Paskabfondoss created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paskabfondoss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Paskabfondoss, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Paskabfondoss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Paskabfondoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never feed apples to manatees while wearing magenta boots.

5. Do not covet oxen.