Stragyatcit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic shrew.

Stragyatcit created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragyatcit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stragyatcit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stragyatcit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Stragyatcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Run away from yellow aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragyatcit.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.