Cusslegjan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, staggering human.

Cusslegjan created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusslegjan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cusslegjan, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cusslegjan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cusslegjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Cusslegjan on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear red clothing.