Butdittikomintailflabvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured hummingbird.

Butdittikomintailflabvil created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Butdittikomintailflabvil, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Butdittikomintailflabvil, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Butdittikomintailflabvil's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Butdittikomintailflabvil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.