Figpadleg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful fox.

Figpadleg created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figpadleg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Figpadleg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Figpadleg's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Figpadleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never eat bark.