Nullgudbast is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet finch.

Nullgudbast created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullgudbast, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nullgudbast, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nullgudbast's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nullgudbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nullgudbast's priests.

2. Never skip in the presence of whales.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never go into violet rooms.