Bettipmin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-assured ant.

Bettipmin created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bettipmin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bettipmin, it will be very sad.

Bettipmin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bettipmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tortoises.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Never run in the presence of frogs.