Paslegtan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident crow.

Paslegtan created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paslegtan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Paslegtan, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Paslegtan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Paslegtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.