Cadnul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless cat.

Cadnul created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadnul, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cadnul, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cadnul's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cadnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never hurt tortoises.