Wodbiglab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, smart newt.

Wodbiglab created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodbiglab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wodbiglab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wodbiglab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wodbiglab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Wodbiglab on top of important buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Do not hurt whales.