Bamrenjig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet wasp.

Bamrenjig created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamrenjig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bamrenjig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bamrenjig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bamrenjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not take Bamrenjig's name in vain.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.