Gubpitkim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, annoying horse.

Gubpitkim created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubpitkim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gubpitkim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gubpitkim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gubpitkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.