Kiknanquart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciless fairy.

Kiknanquart created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiknanquart, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kiknanquart, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kiknanquart's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Kiknanquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.