Catinghon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless porpoise.

Catinghon created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catinghon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Catinghon, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Catinghon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Catinghon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Catinghon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.