Wapminkam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking wyvern.

Wapminkam created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapminkam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wapminkam, he will be mildly annoyed.

Wapminkam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wapminkam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange snakes for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never laugh in holy places.