Hittofdin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, passionate alligator.

Hittofdin created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hittofdin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hittofdin, she will turn you into a worm.

Hittofdin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hittofdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hittofdin.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.