Neltipsis is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental hamster.

Neltipsis created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Neltipsis, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Neltipsis, he will turn you into a worm.

Neltipsis' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Neltipsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.