Fedpagdangil is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody hyena.

Fedpagdangil created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedpagdangil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fedpagdangil, she will turn you into a mole.

Fedpagdangil's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fedpagdangil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Always treat shrews with great respect.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.