Hanrilrow Cussfliggeb is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish aardvark.

Hanrilrow Cussfliggeb created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanrilrow Cussfliggeb, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hanrilrow Cussfliggeb, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hanrilrow Cussfliggeb's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hanrilrow Cussfliggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.