Nadpondad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, witless shark.

Nadpondad created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadpondad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nadpondad, she will turn you into a duck.

Nadpondad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nadpondad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Do not take Nadpondad's name in vain.

5. Never laugh in the presence of swans.