Dissbessfabzim Lanfonboss
is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, idiotic
butterfly
.
Dissbessfabzim Lanfonboss
created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dissbessfabzim Lanfonboss
, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Dissbessfabzim Lanfonboss
, she will think nothing of it.
Dissbessfabzim Lanfonboss'
most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Dissbessfabzim Lanfonboss' Holy Commandments
1. Never eat grapes.
2. Never wear shirts.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not eat lentils.
5. Do not make images of living things.
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