Gepmutyim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent warg.

Gepmutyim created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepmutyim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepmutyim, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gepmutyim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gepmutyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.