Cidpiblun is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering
porpoise.
Cidpiblun created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cidpiblun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Cidpiblun, he will not invite you to parties.
Cidpiblun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Cidpiblun's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never paint your chest green.
4. Run away if four doves approach from the south.
5. Do not kill tapirs.