Bellvograg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy chicken.

Bellvograg created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellvograg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bellvograg, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bellvograg's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bellvograg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Hide from indigo snails for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bellvograg.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bellvograg on top of all buildings.