Caryatdubgam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humane deer.

Caryatdubgam created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Caryatdubgam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Caryatdubgam, he will laugh at you.

Caryatdubgam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Caryatdubgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not take Caryatdubgam's name in vain.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. You must never eat garlic.