Femtargsag is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered
alligator.
Femtargsag created viruses nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Femtargsag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Femtargsag, he will not invite you to parties.
Femtargsag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Femtargsag's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.
3. Never talk about comets.
4. Do not wear gray clothing.
5. Never think about gravity.