Pibvaddam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless badger.

Pibvaddam created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibvaddam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pibvaddam, she will turn you into a mole.

Pibvaddam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pibvaddam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Pibvaddam.