Dudhadgid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, caring shrew.

Dudhadgid created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudhadgid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dudhadgid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dudhadgid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dudhadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Dudhadgid loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Dudhadgid loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Never feed lemons to turtles while wearing red shirts.