Dapyog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, astonishing rat.

Dapyog created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapyog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dapyog, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dapyog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dapyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if five geese approach from the west.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.