Veenbissab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, proud tortoise.

Veenbissab created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbissab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Veenbissab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Veenbissab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Veenbissab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Never talk about amino acids.