Veenbissab is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, proud
tortoise.
Veenbissab created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veenbissab, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Veenbissab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Veenbissab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Veenbissab's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Always help sick birds.
5. Never talk about amino acids.