Dosskadsom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty manatee.

Dosskadsom created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosskadsom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dosskadsom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dosskadsom's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dosskadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dosskadsom.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.
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