Gepcussgup is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, effective octopus.

Gepcussgup created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepcussgup, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepcussgup, it will torture you forever.

Gepcussgup's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gepcussgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.